AISubs v3.7
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- First - Space Quiz!
(First Space Quiz)
- I don't know. - First one!
- Huh? - I know.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Idiot! - Idiot!
- Where is this place?
- It must be Ieda Hospital.
- I'm back at the hospital's entrance.
- You're back at the hospital's entrance!
- Why are you filming at the entrance of the hospital?
- Why are you doing a space quiz?
- Space quiz... - Space quiz...
- Don't do a space quiz until 10 o'clock!
- You guys are underestimating space.
- You're underestimating space.
- This time... - You're showing your name a lot.
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- This time, I'm going to give you guys a space quiz.
- And I'm going to give you guys a score based on your answers.
- No, I can't do it anymore. - No, I can't do it anymore.
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Because, you know...
- A quiz like this in front of 10 people...
- A cute video...
- And the topic is space...
- Yes, it's a penalty game.
- One cosmo, one cosmo...
- One new cosmo, right?
- In the end, the person with the least cosmo...
- It's a space penalty game!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I don't know what a space penalty game is!
- This time, there's a reason why we asked you three to come out.
- Do you know the common ground?
- Everyone is kind-hearted and kind-hearted.
- What about the other two?
- The other two will be embarrassed!
- I have a personal channel.
- I see, I see, I see.
- And I have some free time.
- So, I'd like you to film a penalty game on my personal channel...
- And I'd like you to play it for me.
- Hey, seriously!
- These two are good!
- No, but... - Not yet!
- I have a lot of genre videos...
- I haven't played a single video so far!
- Space radio! Space radio!
- What do you mean, "space radio"?
- The best way is...
- Since you don't know much about space...
- I'd like you to learn how to communicate with aliens for a week.
- Oh, a week?
- That's boring!
- A week of a week?
- Don't come out!
- Can I do a space quiz?
- You said it.
- Can I say "no"?
- Yes, you can say "no".
- Space quiz!
- Space.
- Space quiz, question one!
- Yes. - Yes.
- First of all...
- It's a big problem.
- Do you know the diameter of the earth?
- I'll give you some points.
- Okay, I got it.
- I'll give you some points. - Okay.
- You said it earlier.
- The circumference of the earth is 40,000 kilometers, so...
- It's about 17,000 kilometers.
- You gave me a little bit of an answer!
- How many kilometers?
- 20,000 kilometers!
- You're wrong!
- You're almost correct! - It's impossible! - 0.5 points! - I lost!
- You lost! - This is a huge number! - It's impossible!
- The earth's size is said to be 12,742 kilometers. - Yes, yes.
Let's change this to YouTube's channel registration system.
It's not 12,742, but if we say it, it's lower than that.
This little number is what we live in, this big earth.
Then, how many people are channel subscribers of the biggest stars in the universe?
- This guy. - I don't know! I don't know at all!
- I'll ask the person closest to me! - Would you like to know the name of the star?
- Please tell me. - It's "you, wife, cutie", isn't it?
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Then, Mr. Yumemura, go ahead! - Yes!
- 5,000 people! - I see!
- It says "I'm going to be number one", and it says "I'm going to be number 10". - What?!
- How about you, professor? - It's "800 and something".
- "800 and something"?! - "800 and something" is crazy, isn't it?
- Then, it's "k", isn't it? - No, no, you fixed it up so much!
- I was "3k" at first. - You know it! You know it!
- You guys are idiots! - What?!
- Don't go beyond "universe"! - Why would we go beyond it?!
- I think we should make it bigger. - Don't go beyond "universe" that much!
- We can't go beyond it?! - 230,756,416 people!
- Yay! - That's a lot of people!
- It's such a waste of time! - It's not like that!
- You guys are in trouble with that! - But I'm "number one", so...
- You're "number one", but you're "number 1.5", right? - Yeah, you're "number 1.5".
- I'll give you some points from now on. - Yes!
- So, as a starting point... What is "one light year"? - Yes, it's the distance light travels in one year.
- Correct! - Wait, this is "0.25 seconds", right?
- What?! - This is interesting!
- How many kilometers does light travel in one second? - Yes, it's "300,000 kilometers".
- I'll give you "0.7" points! - No, you can't!
- There's a lot of people who go beyond "universe"! - What is the diameter of the sun?
- Ah, I don't know about that... - You don't know about that?
- Yes, go ahead! - "100,000 light years".
- Did you go beyond "universe"? - No, I didn't go beyond "universe"!
- "30 light years". - Excuse me!
- "18 light years". - More!
- "5 light years"! - Ah, a little more!
- Yes! Yes! - I can't say it!
- "3 light years"! "3 light years"!
- Correct! - You guys are crazy!
- I'm crazy! - I'm crazy!
- "0.5 light years"! - Yes!
- The solar system is big, but it's "3 light years". - "3 light years"...
- So, there is a galaxy where the solar system is gathered. - Yes.
- The galaxy that is right next to our solar system. - Yes.
- How many times bigger is this solar system? - How many times?
- It's not surprisingly big. - 15 times?
- No! - 50 times?
- No! - 7,000 times?
- No! - Oh, like that?
- 600,000 times? - Ah, it's wrong!
- 350,000 times. - Almost!
- Yes! - Yes!
- 330,000! - Ah, it's correct!
- No! - Ah, it's wrong!
- You're surprised, right? The solar system that takes 3 light years is 330,000 times bigger than the galaxy. - Wow!
- Andromeda Galaxy. - Yes, Andromeda Galaxy and other galaxies like that.
- If you say something good, you get 0.15 seconds. - Thank you!
- How many galaxies are there in the universe? - Yes!
- Please tell me! - I really don't know.
- I think you just found out something pretty big. - It doesn't matter how many.
- It's correct. - It doesn't matter how many you say!
- The number of stars is decreasing. - That's right.
- The number of galaxies is decreasing. - The number of galaxies is decreasing.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- What was that? - Minus 0.5 seconds.
- Why?! - Why?!
- I bet it. - Oh, you're fast!
- You're fast! - I'll give you 0.1 seconds.
- Everyone has bet it. - Yes.
- Next, Toshiyuki has bet it. - Yes.
- About 400 million. - I see.
- I bought it for 300 million.
- The risk ratio is 10 million.
- You're underestimating me. - Huh?
- You're underestimating me. - You guys are pathetic!
- Let me answer it one more time. - You can answer it one more time.
- If you miss it, it's minus 1 million. - If you miss it, it's minus 1 million.
- That's a big risk. - That's a big risk.
- You shouldn't have done that. - Your expectations are really low.
- Go ahead, Yamamura-san. - Yes.
- About 100 trillion. - Don't be scared of me!
- You're too big!
- I'll give you a point if you're closest. - Toshimitsu!
- I did it! - But it's completely different.
- Oh, how many are there? - The galaxy is...
- U - U - UCHU!
- Surprisingly, there are 100 billion galaxies in this galaxy.
- There is Ephesus King. - It's confusing.
- Final question! - If you answer now, we'll tell you. - Yeah, we'll tell you. - Okay.
- Poor you. - Sorry for saying that. - Okay.
- As a cowardly boy, did you get along with Toshimi and Imahara? - Yes, we did. - Okay, let's add up Toshimi and Imahara's scores!
- I think it's 0.6. - 0.6, 0.6. - No! - In space.
- We've talked about size and number of galaxies. - Yes. - Lastly, about weight. - Weight is crazy.
- In space, there is a star called a magnetar. - Huh? - When you shake a magnetar with a spoon and make it, what is the weight of this spoon and magnetar?
- Huh? That's hard. - What is it? - Isn't it something like 2 or 3? - Okay, Imahara, go ahead. - Okay.
- 300,000 tons. - With a spoon. - 300,000 tons. - 300,000 tons. - Uchi-san, go ahead. - 60 tons. - Toshimi, go ahead. - No, I'm the least. - 2 tons. - Everyone, tons.
- Tons. - Tons. - Even if it's true, it's not true. - It's true. - The person who gets the closest 2 costs is... - Yes.
- In space! - The person who gets 2 costs is... - Yes. - Imahara! - I did it! - This is it! - The second one is a steam glasses and the last one is Toshimi-san!
- So, Toshimi-san, you're punished! - I won't do it! - I'm sorry, I won't do it. - Too bad!
- With a spoon, 100 million tons. - Is that true? - Is it true? - It's true. - If you're worried about space information on the internet... - Can you see space information on the internet? - Yes. - Can you know space information other than the internet? - Let's summarize!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch. - That's nasty. - With a spoon, 100 million tons. - You'd break it, anyway. - I think you'd like to have more contact with space, so please tell us about it.
I like this story.
It's amazing if you can meet aliens.
It depends on what I saw.
The time zone is 2am to 3am.
For about 1-2 hours, you have to say your sincere and passionate wishes to the aliens in your heart for about 1-2 hours a month.
If you do it every day, if you have contact from the other side, you will get a strange irregular light.
If you think it's scary there, please cancel it immediately.
It's really dangerous. If you think it's coming, show it's a strong enemy.
Otherwise, it will really come.
Do this for a week.
I will do it every day for a week!
Everyone, look forward to it!
Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Are you okay?
I will do it properly for a week!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Do it! Do it! Succeed! Succeed!